david gurtner
on graduation
last wednesday was the graduation ceremony where i was to receive my diploma.
arriving just in the nick of time, i sat down missing out on the elaborate seating order. so after the usual speeches and classical music interludes when the whole first row of people stood up in unison, went up on stage, and was presented their diplomas after being announced name by name i figured that either the head of the department was a psychic or i missed out on something important.
needless to say i wasn't on stage when my name was called...